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So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
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share office space ...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
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Still no good
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds